Monday, June 4, 1984

Stealing Dr. Suess

Went shopping to buy my green eggs and ham.
This woman in an aisle confronted me,
saying: "You know it's illegal to smoke
in the store".  Sure I knew, but feigned surprise,
white lied, "no, really?  Well, I'm almost done".
"Would you be so kind as to put it out?"
I blushed and flashed my best boyish grin
as forefinger and thumb rolled the cherry off.
My bare foot crushed red black into tile,
while fingers retained a substantial butt.
She reproached me again:  "I asked you nicely
to please put it out.  I find your habit
offensive.  I'm getting the manager."
I murmured,  "I find you offensive, bitch".
She stormed off to the managers office.
I picked up a carton while checking out,
left, lit up, and limped back to my car.


-dp-
6-4-84
 



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